"i hate men", i say as i simp over mark lee for the 678th time today.

"there is no need for men", i say as i contemplate where id be without bangchan.

"men are a burded to our society", i say as i recount all of the times taeyong has helped small animals with whatever they needed help with.

"men are disgusting", i say as i scroll through pictures of got7 standing up for women and respecting them like real men should.

"men are horrible", i say as i listen to changkyuns speech about how everyone is equal and will love every fan no matter what they identify as.

"men and everyone who likes men can die", i say as i watch army sing 'forever young' at a bts concert to surprise them.

"men are talentless and should be burned at stake", i say as i listen to 13 men dance at impossible speeds while being completely in sync.

"ew, men", i say as heechul continues to openly support lgbtq+ rights.

in conclusion kpop boys are the only men with rights.