The thread of Roscoe embarrassing me infront of company, Roscoe is my dog if you don’t know. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">

First time I was embarrassed.
He was about 4 months old and I had a customer to come in and pick up her order. (She is super sweet, if you see this girl im still SO SORRY) soooo she see’s roscoe and is doing what we all do when we see puppies

As SOON as she reaches to touch roscoe... HE PEES ON HER FOOT. ON. HER. FOOT. Y’all.... she had on sandals. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face"> I have never been so freaking embarrassed.

So another time, he’s exactly 6months old here! I take him to the dog park and we’re having a good time. Ypipo have their cute dogs running around and playing so peacefully! GUESS who decided to BITE every.. last.... SMALL dog they can find?https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Upside-down face" aria-label="Emoji: Upside-down face"> yep.

So yall... it’s time to leave for winter breakhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face"> i’m riding with @areiii_ and YALL he threw up in her car. EVERY... where. I clean it. She’s driving for ab literally an hour.... HE SHITS.... IN.... HER CAR YALL. HE SHITS. ON HER SEAT.

LMFAO this time he is exactly 7-8 months. I go to get him from his aunties and he bolts out the door to get to me. Instead he runs in the street, a car coming down the road FAST AF in skegee (whoever you were you stupid af cause i was flagging you down before you got that close)

So this mf sitting in the middle of the street like a deer in headlights. Atp i’m fed up and I go sit in the car cause if you die you just die cause that’s just stupid. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull"> so my neo and LS ended up getting him and i toe that ass up but still... i was fed up and embarrassed.

Ima keep it short. He hate my HG phone. Like y’all he CHEWED HER IPHONE XR. Embarrassed. Embarrassed. emmmmmbaaarrrassssed.

In conclusion. This is my big dummy. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💙" title="Blue heart" aria-label="Emoji: Blue heart">