here we go gang this is my live tweet thread for a81

ahh yes archivist. like jon archivist.

p,,,, peaches?

he sounds like a nerd. i like him.

the guy giving him a tour sounds sus

AH HIS NAME IS DAN

lady has ,,nice voice

static noises

OH WAIT I REMEMBER THIS PART FROM WHEN I LISTENED TO THIS EPISODE A FEW MONTHS AGO

i like melody

is it pendrice ? how tf do y spell her name

this dude panicking about talking into the recorder,,, I relate

oh okay so she's slowly gonna learn more about the weird shit right and that's why he's nervous about talking bc he doesn't wanna accidentally reveal anything?

can't wait to see that im completely wrong

the audio said glitch noises

OH THAT'S CREEPY

kfam brainrot is real everytime she says samuel I think of sammy

oohhh yeah the credits fit in with the story that way okay

e2

I can't remember who the girl is the most I've listened to is halfway through this episode back in september

okay yeah she is his girlfriend

is he gonna get in trouble I can't remember

bro has to record literally everything

ahh yes. "legal issues" sure

this dude sounds an awful lot like gunderson. more kfam brainrot.

does melody,,,, listen 2 girl in red

opera? nice

I like opera girl

edgy. I like it

well DAMN

does. does that really count as opera

oo this one's pretty

LMAO SHE CALLED HER A COWARD

e3

dan complaining about how everything is disorganized has s1 jon archivist energy

don't be shy talk to yourself more

I just have tma and kfam brain rot

tma statements but far less invasive

did he just say tiddy or am I going insane

gay brainrot

dan sir are u okay

"these tapes aren't normal" yeah no SHIT

okay "mental illness" yeah sure definitely explains it

man he sounds so sus

stop threatening with lawyers u stinky man

sparing claps

who is this samuel man

historical society(?) has a weird ring to it. sus.

the what now

okay go off

mans talking an awful lot about familiar things from my alchemy class in fall semester

oh fuck jesse a goner

e4

static noises

crock pot noises

millions of peaches peaches for me millions of peaches peaches for free

rat go squeak squeak

no keep the rat he's ur friend

wait did the rat just listen to him

meditation tape?????

this is weird

man with no face?

static screaming noises

RAT FRIEND IS BACK

whos this posh sounding mf

okay fine his voice is nice

static when he mentioned the blood???

tma made me sensitive to static noises

okay this is getting creepy

OH IT WAS A TOUR TAPE

like phineas and ferb

fossils duh duh duh

RAT FRIEND RAT FRIEND

name the rat already u fool

actually this rat acts a lot like a person it probably already has a name

don't call him ratty that's stupid

you can eat chia seeds????

dan????? are u okay??? uhhhh mans just deleted his gfs message and started laughing and the episode ended

. Fear.

e5

this has spider in the title i Fear

oh yes more melody stuff

GAY GAY GAY

who's this mark guy I like him

YES SEE I SAID RATTY WAS A DUMB NAME MARK AGREES

I really like mark

yes,,, john smith

something weird goin on here ,,,,

lily wright,,,, melody,,,,, kfam brainrot

"are u not gonna say anything until I apologize"
*silence*
"I'm sorry"
*mark starts talking*

I LOVE HIM

OH HE'S CALLING MELODY

DAMN THE EPISODE ENDED

WAIT IS MARK THE CREDITS GUY

e6

FUCK THE SUS GUY ANSWERED THE PHONE

u kno what dan I'd probably act the same in those circumstances

oh no it's weird magic shit he can't quit just like in tma

just 2 archivists being stuck 4ever in their supernatural job positions

oooo listen to that reverb doe

hope that's not foreshadowing

davenport. thats the guy

I couldn't remember his name

"weird stuff is like sexy"

joshua monster fucker

static noises

victor apparently cannot be recorded or filmed at all hmmmm inch resting

e7

ratty is still a bad name

sir call ur gf

dan do be going nuts

something is going to go wrong here

face guy?

one of them disappears???????

faceless old woman

wtnv brainrot

oh worm????

wait what did he find

a tape but,,,,, but what dan????

e8

OH

iris?

IT IS DAVENPORT

her face??

DEAD BODIES????

wait is he trying to get melodys tapes from her??

melody didn't know she was working for the archives? hmmm interesting

he wanted the bodies too????

chris is a mad lad

also I fucking love mark he's the real mvp

the FUCK is happening to him

WHO WAS THAT WHO TURNED IT OFF

well goddamn

e9

this is WILD man

this mf reminds me of fuckinh cutter

the entity???

JESUS FUCK WHAT WAS THAT

huh???????

back to the song again

NO DO NOT HURT HER PLS

OH HE'S THE ONE THAT TURNED THE TAPE OFF

hello???? power out or something? what is HAPPENING

MYSTERIOUS SQUELCHING

WHO THE FUCK

SAMUEL????????

e10

WHAT'S HE GONNA DO TO DAN

"no one observes" FEAR

DON'T TOUCH RATTY

I DON'T CARE IF I HATE THE NAME

NOOOO WHAT THE FUCK WHY'D I GET SO ATTACHED TO THE RAT

WHAT'S HE GONNA DO THE FUCK

it's not just a number there's actually been 80 other archives????

I mean i GUESS that's logical

HUH????

IRIS?

WHAT ABOUT THE RECORDER