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Jerry: all she wants to do is watch TV
George: watch TV?
Jerry: All the time. Afternoon, night time... she watches at breakfast!
George: What happens when you try to ... ya know ... [makes gesture]
Jerry: she told me my head was blocking the screen! https://twitter.com/aud_bowler/status/1264391789521362954
George: watch TV?
Jerry: All the time. Afternoon, night time... she watches at breakfast!
George: What happens when you try to ... ya know ... [makes gesture]
Jerry: she told me my head was blocking the screen! https://twitter.com/aud_bowler/status/1264391789521362954
boy I wish I could tell you how tweeted this and drifted peacefully off to sleep instead of writing an entire spec script in my head, but ...
[INT Jerry’s apartment]
Jerry [making a good faith effort]: so! I was watching that ER the other week. George Clooney, huh? Talented guy.
Me: I *love* ER! I think it’s radically redefining drama conventions of network storytelling!
Jerry: [nods] [private look of alarm]
Jerry [making a good faith effort]: so! I was watching that ER the other week. George Clooney, huh? Talented guy.
Me: I *love* ER! I think it’s radically redefining drama conventions of network storytelling!
Jerry: [nods] [private look of alarm]
[INT Jerry’s apt]
Jerry: ...and then last night, when she went to [gestures at bathroom] she LEFT THE DOOR OPEN. she was *craning her head so she could see.*
Elaine: she WHAT!
Jerry: and it was only a Wings rerun!
[enter Kramer wearing a shirt that reads “The Cable Guy”]
Jerry: ...and then last night, when she went to [gestures at bathroom] she LEFT THE DOOR OPEN. she was *craning her head so she could see.*
Elaine: she WHAT!
Jerry: and it was only a Wings rerun!
[enter Kramer wearing a shirt that reads “The Cable Guy”]
in the end Jerry decides this relationship could be amazing, so he leads me into his bedroom to reveal that he’s installed his TV up high in the corner of the room so I can still watch while we have sex. I am initially thrilled, and then storm out when I find he doesn’t have HBO
