Tonight I made Robert Pattinson’s handheld pasta creation, Piccolini Cuscino, from some leftover pasta, cheese, breadcrumbs, and a disturbing amount of sugar. (twice)
I have... a few regrets. I hope you enjoy this thread. I need to take a shower.
https://www.gq.com/story/robert-pattinson-on-batman-tenet-isolation-june-cover

If for some reason you haven’t seen his GQ cuisine, and don’t want to read the whole article, these screen caps might help
https://twitter.com/ephwinslow/status/1260174908258123776?s=21 https://twitter.com/ephwinslow/status/1260174908258123776

Version 1: RPat style
1) line a bowl with aluminum foil
2) butter the foil (I added this step because I didn’t want it to stick, highly recommended addition)
3) coat bowl with breadcrumbs (*technically* these should be crumbled corn flakes but I didn’t have any cereal)

4) then add sugar. Because why the fuck not.
5) lay sliced cheese in pretty pattern as if you’re making a Real Food instead of wtf this is
6) add some more fucking sugar. nothing matters anymore, this is quarantine b*nches
7) put a scoop of pasta & sauce in the middle I guess

8) oh yeah the most important step! Grab a lighter and brand that shit with PC for Piccolini Cuscino. Little Pillow. RPat used a hamburger bun but I only have bread so. It is what it is.
9) question all the life decisions that brought you to this point

10) wrap it all up in a nice little pillow packet
11) here I drastically diverged from RPat’s method, and actually put the tinfoil wrapped monstrosity into the toaster oven instead of the microwave. I’m not made of microwaves.
12) broil for 15-20 minutes, then allow to cool