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Tonight I made Robert Pattinson’s handheld pasta creation, Piccolini Cuscino, from some leftover pasta, cheese, breadcrumbs, and a disturbing amount of sugar. (twice)
I have... a few regrets. I hope you enjoy this thread. I need to take a shower.
https://www.gq.com/story/robert-pattinson-on-batman-tenet-isolation-june-cover">https://www.gq.com/story/rob...
I have... a few regrets. I hope you enjoy this thread. I need to take a shower.
https://www.gq.com/story/robert-pattinson-on-batman-tenet-isolation-june-cover">https://www.gq.com/story/rob...
If for some reason you haven’t seen his GQ cuisine, and don’t want to read the whole article, these screen caps might help
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Version 1: RPat style
1) line a bowl with aluminum foil
2) butter the foil (I added this step because I didn’t want it to stick, highly recommended addition)
3) coat bowl with breadcrumbs (*technically* these should be crumbled corn flakes but I didn’t have any cereal)
1) line a bowl with aluminum foil
2) butter the foil (I added this step because I didn’t want it to stick, highly recommended addition)
3) coat bowl with breadcrumbs (*technically* these should be crumbled corn flakes but I didn’t have any cereal)
4) then add sugar. Because why the fuck not.
5) lay sliced cheese in pretty pattern as if you’re making a Real Food instead of wtf this is
6) add some more fucking sugar. nothing matters anymore, this is quarantine b*nches
7) put a scoop of pasta & sauce in the middle I guess
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5) lay sliced cheese in pretty pattern as if you’re making a Real Food instead of wtf this is
6) add some more fucking sugar. nothing matters anymore, this is quarantine b*nches
7) put a scoop of pasta & sauce in the middle I guess
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8) oh yeah the most important step! Grab a lighter and brand that shit with PC for Piccolini Cuscino. Little Pillow. RPat used a hamburger bun but I only have bread so. It is what it is.
9) question all the life decisions that brought you to this point
9) question all the life decisions that brought you to this point
10) wrap it all up in a nice little pillow packet
11) here I drastically diverged from RPat’s method, and actually put the tinfoil wrapped monstrosity into the toaster oven instead of the microwave. I’m not made of microwaves.
12) broil for 15-20 minutes, then allow to cool
11) here I drastically diverged from RPat’s method, and actually put the tinfoil wrapped monstrosity into the toaster oven instead of the microwave. I’m not made of microwaves.
12) broil for 15-20 minutes, then allow to cool
