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guardian (镇魂) drama reaction thread
one second in and i already had to pause...ALIENS??? they turned a chinese novel about chinese mythology and supernatural elements into ALIENS?????
china said no to gods and ghosts and also said no to cigarettes—lollipops only
gcc and csz: show up on screen together
me: I See
me: I See
zhao yunlan: do you have a girlfriend?
shen wei (internally screaming): i have waited for you through all of your reincarnations and you ask me if i have a girlfriend???
shen wei (internally screaming): i have waited for you through all of your reincarnations and you ask me if i have a girlfriend???
shen wei’s sleeve garters 
breathe if you agree
breathe if you agree
“赵云澜这个人，你们不许动”
shen wei really said don’t touch bae or i’ll get angry
shen wei really said don’t touch bae or i’ll get angry
caught having a midnight rendezvous with shen wei in an alley and this is the best he can come up with fjsjdksksj zhao yunlan you are a disaster
there is zero dialogue in this scene but it destroyed me
does zhao yunlan wake up every morning and think “today i must once again sleep on shen wei”
shen wei: why am i in love with this little shit
weilan in a nutshell
兄弟情 lmao sure
the gcc and csz side otp getting the recognition they deserve—i love to see it
just casually dropping the 万年前 like i’m not going to be haunted by the idea of shen wei waiting 10,000 years for kunlun!! thanks!!!
omg wait i went back to episode 1 to check and they really went there
“我找了你一万年” idk what’s worse, drama shen wei searching for 10,000 years or novel shen wei finding kunlun in every life but only watching from afar
“我找了你一万年” idk what’s worse, drama shen wei searching for 10,000 years or novel shen wei finding kunlun in every life but only watching from afar
the 我伤惯了 and the 值得 sucker punched me in the gut
“这条命是我还你的” jfc why is everything shen wei says so intense!!!
umm why is episode 25 titled 黑袍哥哥慢走...zhao yunlan istg if you call him 黑袍哥哥 i will COMBUST
SCREAMS LOUDLY INTO A PILLOW
i’m fine!! this is fine!!!!
DA QING LMAAOOO that is not how you hold a girl’s hand
i’m a big fan of shen wei always being the first to catch and comfort zhao yunlan
what did i just say https://twitter.com/fourcalamities/status/1272004150633525248
adding the original scene to the thread for important reasons https://twitter.com/fourcalamities/status/1265750017387581440
he pets him like a PUPPY
whew there is a lot going on here:
1) “我亲爱的哥哥”
2) shen wei looks great in chains
3) ye zun being a dramatic asshole
4) “我不许你碰他”
1) “我亲爱的哥哥”
2) shen wei looks great in chains
3) ye zun being a dramatic asshole
4) “我不许你碰他”
oh my god how did this pass censorship!! she’s literally refusing to leave the dream world that she’s trapped in after zhao yunlan rejected her because in the dream “you won’t tell me you’re leaving to find shen wei. you won’t tell me that you’re willing to die for him.”
“my boyfriend is an idiot” -shen wei probably
zhao yunlan: shen wei’s hurt. i’m sending him home and handing things over to you guys.
shen wei: i’m fine. i can get home by myself.
zhu hong: ...god PLEASE put me out of my third wheeling misery
shen wei: i’m fine. i can get home by myself.
zhu hong: ...god PLEASE put me out of my third wheeling misery
can we please talk about shen wei blatantly staring at zhao yunlan just because he can?? shen wei made it out alive and all he wants to do is carve this moment into his heart, carve it so deep that he won’t ever forget the simple happiness of existing in this moment in time.
look i know he’s the evil twin but oh my god “我的小云澜” i felt that
LMAO WHAT?? let me get this straight, the drama got rid of the reincarnation trope by introducing wormholes and time travel????
drama: we’re giving you ye zun instead of 鬼面
me: thank you for this food
drama: but we’re taking away primordial mountain god kunlun
me: wait what no
me: thank you for this food
drama: but we’re taking away primordial mountain god kunlun
me: wait what no
it’s crazy how good zhu yilong is at playing both shen wei and ye zun because i can immediately tell between the two: gentle and kind professor vs. smirky mcsmirk face with a tongue problem
script writers: and then zhao yunlan sticks a lollipop in shen wei’s mouth and teaches him how to eat it
COOL! THANKS!! I AM ASTRAL PROJECTING!! GOODBYE!!!
COOL! THANKS!! I AM ASTRAL PROJECTING!! GOODBYE!!!
evil baby and small baby!!! hello and welcome to my 双生鬼王 agenda
“我找了你一万年，终于找到你了”
nothing says 兄弟情 like romantic love declarations while chilling in a wormhole with your best bro
nothing says 兄弟情 like romantic love declarations while chilling in a wormhole with your best bro
ye zun said time for a golden cane and a wardrobe change to highlight the drama i’m about to unleash
INSIDE YE ZUN’S BODY AND BEING DIGESTED??? what kind of magic school bus nonsense is going on?? the drama script writers have LOST IT
oh my god the tension and poetry that is 我是你哥哥
DHDJDKSJDF 谁伤你的我必要他一命 ARE YOU KIDDING ME
this will haunt my every waking moment
i’m sorry but i’m still not over every single scene in this episode
ye zun yelling at shen wei for sharing his life force with zhao yunlan and shen wei smiling while beat up and bloody saying “i have no regrets”
JUST RIP OUT MY HEART!! 我不后悔 jfc how many different ways can shen wei say i love you without actually saying i love you
JUST RIP OUT MY HEART!! 我不后悔 jfc how many different ways can shen wei say i love you without actually saying i love you
[GUARDIAN DRAMA ENDING SPOILERS FROM HERE ON OUT]
this entire thread is a drama spoiler but my reaction tweets for the last two episodes are going to be major ending spoilers so mute this thread now if you plan to watch and don’t want to know!!
this entire thread is a drama spoiler but my reaction tweets for the last two episodes are going to be major ending spoilers so mute this thread now if you plan to watch and don’t want to know!!
forgot to mention i’ll use the tag #guardianspoiler for muting purposes
