Church is not a building

It's an inflatable

I guess I have to do a thread of inflatable churches now, huh

Another fantastic photo of churches before the disease of modernism

This one must be for women

Yes of course an inflatable church comes with an inflatable altar and inflatable candlesticks in front of an inflatable stained glass window. What did you expect?

Inflatable pews

And inflatable pulpit.

This design was sold as "lifelike"

i'm not making any of this up

A tasteful location for your inflatable wedding

BBC News: "An inflatable church is touring North Yorkshire to enable school pupils to experience prayer."

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-13759740

It's also very convenient if you arrive at your wedding venue and realize you forgot to bring the church

Pro tip: do NOT wear sharp heels

This one is less imposing than the full-size inflatable churches, but much more affordable

Inflatable pipe organ

The poison of modernism

But, you may ask, is there an inflatable Russian Orthodox cathedral? Why of course there is, silly.

Inflataing a hot air balloon inside your cathedral, while liturgically innovative, does not strictly count.

An inflatable cathedral that is a hot air balloon, now we're talking!

This has been a thread of inflatable cathedrals.