Rewatching the Harry Potter movies because pandemic. Will try to post my thoughts in this here thread below:
Let’s start here, the Dursleys are an awful group of people.
Vernon Dursley literally locked Harry in his room under the stairs, case and point of my previous tweet.
Ha, you thought there was no post on Sundays, didn’t you Vernon? You fool!
Ugh, Hagrid got Harry a cake for his birthday. A wonderful man he is.
You’re telling me that Hagrid never had a butterbeer on official Hogwarts business? Get outta here
Such a flex that Harry just buys the entire the candy cart on the Hogwarts Express
“Hermione seems like the whole brains of the operation” - My Mom
Anyone else play the Quidditch World Cup video game growing up or was that just me?
So their celebrating Christmas begs the question, was Jesus just a normal wizard and muggles saw his magic so they’re like, “Surely you must be the son of God?” Was he a special wizard and that’s why the wizarding world also celebrates his birth? Anyone have any answers?
Oooh, three-headed dog is scary, yikes.
He who shall not be named looks particularly gnarly during this first movie
Well first movie is all finished up! Will be back with more thoughts on the Chamber of Secrets
NEW MOVIE: Starting the Chamber of Secrets now!
Starting with Dursley’s again. Vernon just to tried to justify their “kindness” for Harry by saying they gave him Dudley’s second bedroom. Meaning they had the second bedroom the whole time and stuck Harry under the stairs regardless? God these people suck
Good, Vernon fell out of a window.
Hogwarts just might be the only place where it’s harder to find a parking spot than New York City.
Gilderoy Lockhart is what Prof. Kroenig at Georgetown aspires to be.
If Harry can afford to buy the whole candy cart on the Hogwarts Express, why can’t he buy Ron a new wand after it broke??
When they put extra curfew rules on the kids at Hogwarts, I felt that.
That was fun of Salazar Slytherin to turn the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets into a big ol’ slide!
This Tom Riddle seems like a bad guy, and it’s not helping that @achristovichh is next to me on the couch saying “He’s cute!”
Movie is all finished up, will follow up with Prisoner of Azkaban soon!
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