The Ultimate Accomplishment

1. Three California surgeons were playing golf one Saturday morning and they started to brag on their accomplishments.

2. The first one said, "I had a patient that cut off four fingers on a table saw and I reattached them so well he now is playing the guitar in a band!"

3. The second doctor said, "I had a patient who was in a bad motorcycle accident and lost his leg and arm. I reattached them and now he's training for the Olympic gymnast team!"

4. The third said, "That's pretty good, but I had a patient who was riding her horse down a railroad track and was hit by a high-speed train. All they could find was the horse's ass and her hair. I put them together and now she's the Speaker of the House.”

///The end.