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The Ultimate Accomplishment
1. Three California surgeons were playing golf one Saturday morning and they started to brag on their accomplishments.
1. Three California surgeons were playing golf one Saturday morning and they started to brag on their accomplishments.
2. The first one said, "I had a patient that cut off four fingers on a table saw and I reattached them so well he now is playing the guitar in a band!"
3. The second doctor said, "I had a patient who was in a bad motorcycle accident and lost his leg and arm. I reattached them and now he's training for the Olympic gymnast team!"
4. The third said, "That's pretty good, but I had a patient who was riding her horse down a railroad track and was hit by a high-speed train. All they could find was the horse's ass and her hair. I put them together and now she's the Speaker of the House.”
///The end.
///The end.
