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Watching Moana for the first time. Let’s go! #Joewatchesmoana
Whoa, that Maui dude became the caterpillar from A Bug’s Life #Joewatchesmoana
Oh snap, Squirt is in this movie too? Mad cameos! #Joewatchesmoana
Not gonna lie, the music in this movie is poppin. Big fan #joewatchesmoana
Moana can’t be stopped. Daddy don’t want to let her explore herself? #joewatchesmoana
Finally, I have context to what my friends sing at parties (we’re wild?). “How Far I’ll Go” slaps. #joewatchesmoana
The piggy lives! What a low right after How Far I’ll Go. What a rollercoaster ride. #joewatchesmoana
This cave is just chilling on this island? Also, Moana drums better than me. #joewatchesmoana
Moana’s grandma totally called this situation. What a bawse. #joewatchesmoana
How much time passed between the stone being give to Moana and the lola becoming ill? That’s wild. #joewatchesmoana
A little Pirate’s of the Caribbean music feel for Moana and her sailing. Also, that chicken -HeiHei?- is too wild #joewatchesmoana
No joke. Moana island hopping reminds me of One Piece. And that green Stone is her log pose? #joewatchesmoana
Maui just chilling on this rock? Also, didn’t realize he was immortal. He’s like Gaston. #joewatchesmoana
Maui’s song was tight. And damn, he’s just gonna leave Moana in this cave? Cold blooded. #joewatchesmoana
Okay. Maui just chucking Moana and then the rock (ayyy pun intended) was funny AF #joewatchesmoana
These coconut dudes are adorable and scary AF at the same time. They look like coconut shyguys. #joewatchesmoana
Ouch, Moana laying facts down. Maui ain’t no hero right now BAM! Never defeated that lava dude BAM! What a queen, Moana! #joewatchesmoana
Maui just taking a piss into the ocean is a power move. Also, Moana learning to way find! #joewatchesmoana
This island tower thing is like something from LOTR. And then the rock just cannon balling into this crevice! Wut! #joewatchesmoana
This underground Miami Vice colored place is Where the Wild Things are mashed up with 1980s Miami. #joewatchesmoana
And then Moana is supposed to distract this Smaug type mega crab. Maui got the nerve!!!! #joewatchesmoana
This crab is reminds me of a Dave Chappell character. Just hyperbolic AF. Big fan. And then the crab became fluorescent. Wtf. #joewatchesmoana
This Maui-Moana touchy feely moment under the stars is heart wrenching! Big fan of stories. #joewatchesmoana
This island (tefiti?) has anti air missles. Wild. #joewatchesmoana
Oh shit. The claw scythe hook thing got messed up! Also, Hook was a great movie too. #joewatchesmoana
This movie quickly goes from high to low then high again. This rollercoaster would not be legal in 49 of 50 states. #joewatchesmoana
Grand mama Manta Ray here to Mufasa Moana. This is a Pacific Ocean lion king. #joewatchesmoana
Moana out here fighting the Balrog on her own! And then chicken coming in clutch with the grab of a lifetime! #joewatchesmoana
Maui back here turning into animals to beat Balrog. Also Cheeeeehooooooo! #joewatchesmoana
What a climax (heyooo). Maui’s Haka distraction is so clutch. That Gatsby light distraction too, tho! #joewatchesmoana
Moana being Moses is a game changer. So many allusions! Balrog (Fire groot) got a heart! She back! Calypso is back! #joewatchesmoana
Nefiti with the ol Kansas City shuffle giving Maui a new hook. Moana and Neftiti(?) are besties. And now she’s napping. Also, wtf my friend was the island for Halloween 3 years ago. I had no idea! #joewatchesmoana
What an ending. Big fan of this movie. It gets a JOE out of JOE (that’s my rating scale. J = shit. JO = average JOE= great.) #joewatchesmoana
