thread of me actually rating the tf2 characters by sexiness and if I would date them bc it’s reached that point in lockdown
1. my first tf2 boo xx I love him but at the same time he’s so annoying. Still hear ā€œHEY WHO’S PUSHIN’ DA CART?ā€ In my nightmares. 7/10 for sexiness, 3/10 for being a bf choice
2. Medic is Sexy but Terrifying. 9/10 for sexiness, -10/10 for bf material as he would defo operate on u in ur sleep
3. Heavy is Daddy but also like would definitely destroy you in every way possible. 5/10 for sexiness, 8/10 for bf material bc he would cuddle and protect u xo
4. Engie is a certified Short King. Honestly I’d give him a 3/10 for sexiness but 8/10 for bf material bc he’d b like ā€œbuildin’ a SENTRYā€ and i’d b like okay go on u funky lil manā€
5. all I’m saying is that I pray for the people on tumblr who horny post over pyro
6. demo is a KING, we know he’d treat u right xx. 7/10 for sexiness, 8/10 for bf material. He’d b a 10 if he wasn’t drunk all the time https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="šŸ˜”" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">
7. dating soldier would b like babysitting 24/7. 2/10 for sexiness, 0/10 for bf material
8. spy is a Spicy Boy and oozes sexiness but he’s also a little rat so. 10/10 for sexiness, 1/10 bf material, would knock u up then DIP
10. pauling is my wife. 10/10 all around.
11. Tf2 comic Tom Jones is a 10/10 in all areas
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