I dislike inconvenience and discomfort as much as the next person, but I wore a mask while giving birth to a whole-ass baby. Who are these feeble losers who whine about wearing masks to run half-hour errands?

I kept the mask on while I lost 1.5 liters of blood, and for the two days I spent in recovery. I kept it on when I saw my baby in the NICU, even though it meant waiting to kiss him until we went home. But sure, you need your deep breaths in the frozen food aisle, what the fuck