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[poll] what's been your quarantine hobby
if you don't see the right answer here, you're an outlier and don't need to reply
if you don't see the right answer here, you're an outlier and don't need to reply
"haha what about all four" look i know it's fun having adhd but the question is "what's changed"
so if everything has gotten worse, that's the fourth option, if you're not sure what's changed, that's the second option
so if everything has gotten worse, that's the fourth option, if you're not sure what's changed, that's the second option
"what if i can't choose between the first and the third option" if you're trying to shut the thoughts out, the third option, and if you're lost in fantasies, it's the first
if you're staring at the poll for too long, that's the second option, but i can understand why it isn't obvious
"i'm just burned out" second option "i'm not burned out though", that's the fourth option but you're still in denial about it
i would write a thing for "but i am a sensible person who has no problem during a globally traumatic time, and i need to tell a complete stranger how together I am, because the only way i've learned to gain status is at the expense of others" but they don't read instructions
i do not have the time to pat everyone's head and tell them that they are special and unique, pick one of the four options provided, or move on
people who claim not to be burning out, as mentioned, should pick option four and understand that their dismissal of a traumatic time is likely denial, or, worse, likely burning out the people around them
it's a real bad time for everyone, get over yourself
it's a real bad time for everyone, get over yourself
there's some greek myth style punishment in my mentions wherein the sort of people who walk up to a door marked "pull" and push, or "push" and pull, or even "closed" and expect it to open, go on to demand that i fix the door
buddy
buddy
i will likely continue to reply to people who are indecisive with quote tweets of the explanations already given because i am a sucker for a setup for a punchline at your expense, but you should not encourage me
for people struggling with the whole "truth wrapped in humour thing" here's a translation
option one: i am lost in fantasy
option two: i am just lost
option three: i wish i was lost
option four: i cannot accept that i am lost
look it isn't difficult
option one: i am lost in fantasy
option two: i am just lost
option three: i wish i was lost
option four: i cannot accept that i am lost
look it isn't difficult
is your room tidy? option four. have you written too many replies recently? option one. just hitting refresh over and over? option two. desperately searching for good news, something to get you through it? option three.
i will mute everyone who replies ironically about not reading the instructions, don't worry, it's me ironically muting you
if you're wanting attention from a stranger, vote option one. if you're wanting validation, vote option four.
if you're wanting to vent, that's option three, if you're just confused, that's option two
if you're wanting to vent, that's option three, if you're just confused, that's option two
i'm going to mute this thread now, so i don't wake up to drive by replies
i feel i have left a very comprehensive guide on how to pick one of four options, apparently the hardest thing on twitter outside of not posting "i'm ironically replying in the way you asked me not to!"
i feel i have left a very comprehensive guide on how to pick one of four options, apparently the hardest thing on twitter outside of not posting "i'm ironically replying in the way you asked me not to!"
