People will share oil wealth gotten from my region.

Their kids will post the dividends on twitter.

And everyone will fucking lose their minds gassing them up..

When your done remember $1 is nearly 500 naira and your GDP per capita is toilet paper.

Since we all want to be mad

The real geniuses amongst you are asking how you want to be part of it.

It's easy, Marry into the caste system, use nepotism to get the best while your people suffer..

If 10 people share $1 Million it will look like alot.

That's why you are easily impressed..

Nonsense all of you..

Fvcking nonsense..

You people disgust me, you don't know what's going on.

On Tuesday, @nigerianstat is bringing poverty stats.

Then you lot will know your place..

Bellends

You're impressed by Rolls Royce..

That's why you think Nigeria is a rich country because your neighbor drives a G- Wagon..

I have clearly been wasting my time on you lots..

Na why Politicians dey use Una play Handicap..

Nonsense..