Star Trek: Picard characters as foods from Picard : a thread

Jean-Luc is definitely the Picard mini -croissants he's french, he doesn't have time for your shit also he likes his butter

Laris is apricot tartelettes, because they're like sour but in a sweet way?? if that makes sense

Jurati is a quiche lorraine

Narek is a microwaved pasta meal because it's disgusting and the picture on the outside ALWAYS LIES

Elnor is the frozen macarons... sweet baby boy.... he would Precisely be a raspberry macaron

Narissa is the mini cakes; they look yummy but they're always too salty and too dry and no one eats ever eats them why do we keep buying them for family reunion apéritifs????

Seven is frozen yam because it looks so straightforward and cold, cubic, yet every bite is chef's kiss and sweet