The only people more insane than the “I am never ever away from my spouse” people are the “I am never ever way from my kid” people. “I’ve never spent a night away from Charlie, he’s nine” is... well let’s just say I wouldn’t want to be Charlie’s future wife. https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1264636184975695874

(I think this is the same category of person as "If my child isn't invited, then I AM NOT GOING")

(For the record I quite like children and have never thrown a child-free event; I also appreciate that all of my friends with kids are very good at gauging which events will be good and fun with kids, and which might be better without them).