10 minutes into watching Interview With The Vampire and it's already worse than I always imagined.
Every single line is treated as if it's the final act of a shakespearian epic. But they have no impact.

Also the character we're supposed to feel pity for rapes and owns slaves.
HOMEBOY JUST SUCKED BLOOD THROUGH THE TITTY. WHY. THIS IS JUST BAD TECHNIQUE.
Popping rats like gushers.
HOMEBOY DRANK A CHILD LIKE A CAPRISUN
Oh. They're keeping the little girl. Uhhh. These are some big pedi vibes.
It took this dumbass child 30 years to realize she doesn't grow older.
Oh wow. The child gave the pedo two other children as a gift. This would be just a little detail if Jeffrey Epstein wasn't given two 12 yo's as a birthday gift from his photog sex trafficker friend.
Vampires are using their abilities to make stage plays and create the first snuff films.

Snuff plays?
Antonio Banderas has shown me the prototype for so many edge OC's on Gaia Online Slots Supernatural Boarding School RP rooms.

Also the only nudity has been forced and I hate that. If you're going to be so horny, make it good horny.
Oh look a other fucking child slave. I big hate this.
The relationship between Louis and Kristen Dunst is gross.
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