I like alcohol but if vodka is the only liquor left in this world, I’ll rather give up alcohol totally.
Do you know that shit can bleach your toilet? No pun intended.

Vodka can be used as mosquito repellent

Vodka is what the devil gives you as soon as you arrive hell.

Vodka is a chemical.

Vodka is the reason you are single

Vodka is the reason you don’t have any friends.
No

Vodka is the reason why you’ve been left on read.
Change your ways

Vodka. That’s why your edges are disappearing