People I know as Heathers lyrics, a thread:

@ChoaticJin
"But if we show the ugly parts that we hide away, they turn out to be beautiful by the light of day!"

@Ietmyguarddown
"So stoned I should quit. Hey, is that weed? I want a hit."

alternatively

"I learned to cook pasta, I learned to pay rent. Learned the world doesn't owe you a cent"

@alientransboy
"I chant, I pray, but God's not there. So Steve! I'm ending our affair!"

Also

"Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze"

@Anniebug0
"Knock knock, sorry for coming in through the window. Dreadful etiquette, I know"

@softcurlysir
"I look around at these kids I've known my whole life and I ask myself; what happened?"

@endofharries

"Yes I do, I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend. You're a high school has-been waiting to happen. A future gas station attendent"

we all know Alex is the one to defend others

any man with a j name

"I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats"

@alexhasnouser

"And you know, you know, you know. Life can be beautiful. You hope, you dream, you pray, and you get your way! Ask me how it feels, looking like hell on wheels. My God it's beautiful"

@Lenadoesntknow
"They made you cry, but that will end tonight. You are the only thing that's right about this broken world"

@depressedpml
* mockingly*
"Gram and I died because we had to hide our gay forbidden love from a disapproving world"

@Maryn96806259

"We can start and finish wars. We're what killed the dinosaurs. We're the asteroid that's overdue. The dinosaurs choked on the dust; they died because God said they must. The new world needed room for me and you"

@derryIosers

"Are we gonna have a problem here? You got a bone to pick?"

Also

"I worship you. I'd trade my life for yours"

@lettucele

"Fine! Go braid her hair! Maybe Sesame Street is on"

Alternatively

"What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending"

@trxdemistakess

"Veronica, what are you doing in my room?"

Or

"Fine! We're damaged, really damaged, but that does not make us wise. We're not special, we're not..different. We don't CHOOSE who lives or dies"

@wlwbrie

"We'll bake brownies, or go bowling. Don't you want a life with me?"

"Maybe prom night, maybe dancing. Don't stop looking in my eyes"

@plutolivematter

"Why are they surprised? Whenever we're unsupervised it's big fun!"

@sweetlittles1ut

"Go forth and love each other now, like our boys would have done. We'll teach the world to love..."

"I wish your dad was good, I wish grown-ups understood. I wish we'd met before they convinced you life was war. I wish you'd come with me-"

@sadvannah420
"You chucked me out like I was trash, for that you should be dead. But, but, but-"

"We'll watch the smoke pour out the doors, bring marshmallows, we'll make s'mores"

"You need a Jello shot!"