namjin au where potato gun salesman seokjin tries to sell his product to unsuspecting potato farmer and self proclaimed potato advocate namjoon
might make this into a mini au tmrw!! (by “might” i mean i absolutely am bc i already photoshopped a picture of jin with a potato canon)
[namjin au] 5- real talk, i got distracted by pics of potato flowers and wasted maybe an hour of my morning reading the wiki page to learn more of their beauty
[namjin au] 7- yoongi is a honey farmer, should prob just end the au now huh cuz damn that’s adorable
[namjin au] 8- hey so i actually have like 5 more edits of jin holding potato launchers so uh i need to extend the au a little longer
[namjin au] 15- fun fact i just had potato salad for lunch and wondered to myself if farmer joon would have a good recipe, so that’s where my brains at today
[namjin au] 18- spent a good chunk of my night last night thinking about potato sentience! so that’s cool
[namjin au] 23- back at it again with the dumb edits: potato edition
[namjin au] 24- i will admit that i haven’t watched that vid since i made it 2 days ago bc it made me laugh too hard
[namjin au] 27- i stayed up til 4am making a graduation vid for my brother and then was woken up at 7 by roof repairers, so i’m not in the right frame of mind for writing but here i go!
[namjin au] 28- last night i thought to myself “i can totally wrap up this au tmrw” and here i am today with 16 screenshots of a conversation that doesn’t push the plot at all
[namjin au] 29- au where jin is a magic 8 ball and all his answers r “oof r u sure THAT’S the question u wanna ask?”
[namjin au] 30- oh god we’re at 30 posts, someone hit me a w dictionary so i understand the meaning of mini
[namjin au] 31- since its not quite mini, we’ll call this an appetizer portion of an au. not quite an amuse bouche but not quite a full platter of nachos. a loaded potato skin of an au
[namjin au] 34- ok i’ll post more in a few hours, first i need to drink a lot of coffee and try to reshape my sleep deprived brain into something that produces jokes again
[namjin au] 35- ok i’m back but i spent the afternoon cleaning my bathroom with bleach so i have fewer brain cells than before Oops
[namjin au] 40- taekook make it look so easy... namjin why can’t u just do it like them pls we’re approaching 50 posts Pls
((to be deleted)) well dang! didn’t manage to wrap this up today either bc i have the resolve of a (u guessed it) potato. tomorrow! tomorrow is the day i figure out how to make namjin hold hands! please