good evening everyone, tonight i shall be ranking the 18 different cushions in my house
18th - green circle
-doesn’t fit with anything else in the house
-idk where she’s from, she just appeared one day
-grandma vibes
-doesn’t fit with anything else in the house
-idk where she’s from, she just appeared one day
-grandma vibes
16th - shiny grey
-uncomfortable
-thinks they really did something when in reality they did not
-a bit of a snob
-uncomfortable
-thinks they really did something when in reality they did not
-a bit of a snob
15th - grandma’s house
-deffo old person vibes, but in a cute way?
-cottage energy
-low key shouldn’t have made it to this century
-deffo old person vibes, but in a cute way?
-cottage energy
-low key shouldn’t have made it to this century
14th - shiny grey (the remix)
-slightly more comfortable than shiny grey (16th)
-about as fun as a funeral on a tuesday
-mint choc chip is their fave ice cream flavour (untrustworthy)
-slightly more comfortable than shiny grey (16th)
-about as fun as a funeral on a tuesday
-mint choc chip is their fave ice cream flavour (untrustworthy)
12th - plain jane
-literally nothing to say
-comfortable but that’s it
-cuts the crusts off sandwiches
-literally nothing to say
-comfortable but that’s it
-cuts the crusts off sandwiches
11th - 50 shades of grey
-can draw on it with your finger which is always fun
-didn’t reinvent the wheel but is still respected
-the colour of despair
-can draw on it with your finger which is always fun
-didn’t reinvent the wheel but is still respected
-the colour of despair
10th - queen of piping
-cute piping around the outside, but that’s it
-went to asia on their gap year but it’s all they talk about
-owns a tea strainer
-cute piping around the outside, but that’s it
-went to asia on their gap year but it’s all they talk about
-owns a tea strainer