okay kids. im Very High, have 50 NMTs, and im ready to find my new Baby. LETS GO

FIRST ISLAND, CANBERRA. I HAVE A KOALA ALREADY BUT ALSO SHE MAKES ME NERVOUS

NEXT ISLAND SYDNEY. SHE IS VERY CUTE BUT AGAIN I HAVE A KOALA

if i get another koala, ill smoke more

hippeux at 3rd. g reat hair but not for my islanmd

im really thinkin about how @surelyanne called orville's texts a buzzfeed quiz and how accurate that is

well here's my third koala, yuka. i only want one baby and i have melba im sorry

i can feel my jaw bone

got phoebe.....not really fan of friends

i mean i didnt take her. left her there. stranded. bye phoebe

nintendo has the disrespect to give me VIC ISLAND?? hell no

idk who this bitch is but its a bluie wolf and i would reallyt on ly want big daddy wolfgang or audie

i didnt know donkey kong was in this game

ANOTHER KOALA WHY

they really gonna hurt me like this and give me simon? i already made that baby leave dont open this scars

i keep eating starbursts and fuck this shit SLAPSSSSSSSSSS

another fuckin mmojnkey good god