A thread of funny Lucifer moments because we all need a good laugh

C: Lucifer, this is a ruthless drug lord with who knows how many armed thugs. You can't just walk in there with your three-piece suit and say *imitating his British accent* "Hello, drug dealers!"
L: I would never do that!
L, a few moments later: *in Korean* Hello, drug dealers!

Linda: I didn't know that they could grow back. Are wings like body hair?

Dan: I don't know whether to laugh or shoot you
Lucifer: Surprise me
Trixie: Isn't he funny, Daddy?

Trixie: My name is Beatrice, but everybody calls me Trixie
Lucifer: That's a hooker's name
Trixie: What's a hooker?
Lucifer: Ask your mother

Trixie: What's a hooker?
Chloe: Daddy will tell you

Lucifer: As for your pudding, okay, yes. Sometimes, I lay waste to the precinct fridge. But, have mercy, Daniel. How was I supposed to know it was yours?
Dan: Because it was labelled!

Amenadiel: Don't you need some sort of key to start this?
Lucifer: *starts the Corvette from a distance*
Lucifer: You know me, brother. I can turn anything on.

Lucifer: One upon a time, a boy met a girl. And they fell in love. They had sex. The only trouble was, they were celestial beings. So that moment created the universe.
Linda: Mm, the Big Bang?
Lucifer: Never knew how appropriate the name was until now, did you?

Linda: Why is your gift desire?
Lucifer: When I first went to angel school, they sorted us into different houses for different powers.
Linda: There's a school for angels?
Lucifer: No. There's no Hogwarts in the sky.
Linda: Right. Obviously.