This is so weird, I'm used to being very arch and aloof about Tory political soap opera. I'm genuinely pissed off about this Cummings thing. It really isn't just a case of let's scalp the Brexit Tory for points - It's personally infuriating. What a snot he is.

I, too, have read many subreddits but it didn't even occur to us to drive kids to parents. I've been so sick this last few months (something else) and there has not been enough functioning adult to go round but the sum of all the small risks not taken obvs helps so you cope

And then there's this Cumberbatchy caricature of a genius who claimed that respect for the rule of law was the unbridgeable cultural fault line between us and the European parts of our family that meant we couldn't share a political union..

..zooming up and down the M1 and prancing through the bluebells to ABBA because his love is bigger than your love and his elected mates who laid on all the 'great leveller' rhetoric can't even convince him to apologise because he learned PR from TEDgelords.

As everyone knows, the real great leveller is either Jeremy or Jon, but that aside

It's infuriating. It really, really, actually not-just-on-twitter actually is.