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Y’all wanna hear about my walk today? (Too bad, I’m telling y’all because I’m not suffering alone)
Not 15 minutes in and a guy starts driving around in circles trying to talk to me. I finally stop and he asks for 30 minutes of my time. 30 MINUTES?
I tell him I’m walking for fitness and he apologizes and drives off but not before circling again to apologize. Alright fine. I walk about 4 miles after that mostly uninterrupted, just the occasional catcall or honk. Whatever.
Walk past a bunch of steps and decide to run them and find out the civic plaza has a statue of MLK. Dope.
Ok so I’m minding my business with about 2 miles left on my walk and someone pulls up and asks me for directions. So I stop and start giving him directions and he starts interrupting me and asking me how many miles I’ve walked.
I’m polite so i answer and then he asks me if I can show him where to go. Then he asks if he can walk with me. I’m not dumb so I say nah and just give him the directions again and realize he’s trying to just drag out the conversation.
I MAKE THE MISTAKE OF LOOKING DOWN AND REALIZE THIS MAN DOESNT HAVE PANTS ON AND IS STROKING HIS DAMN DICK
I start to put my headphones in and walk away and this man has the nerve to ask if I like what I see. No nigga but I’m not tryna get shot so I walk off.
This man circles the block and tries to pull over again and I just yell “HAVE A NICE DAY!” and walk my ass home the 2 miles i had left.
