life of a dazai simp: a tragic thread

Every day a dazai simp wakes up feeling h*rny as ever. Everyday is a new day to simp for dazai's stinky cock after all.

A dazai simp usually eats breakfast thinking about what dazai's lice would taste like and they tweet about it on a daily basis

Then a dazai simp goes to twitter, only to get bullied for being a simp for d*zai and yet. Yet they decide to stay active on twitter for whole day. It's a tragic really.

Normal people take a shower after that usually, dazai simps don't.

Lastly, a dazai simp goes to sleep thinking about dazai's non existent ass as usual