An incident in Atlanta once left me shaken. I was asked to remove my hat upon entering a sushi restaurant there. I couldn’t believe my right to bear expressive headwear was about to be violated but I was really jonesing for delicious sushi, so I entered the establishment anyway.
I’m ashamed to say, I still ate there. Despite the tyranny, the sushi was just too tantalizing. And I was allowed to expense it.
Clearly, I fell prey to the authoritarian restaurant industry, which doesn't respect my expressive headwear rights. They sought only to stifle my freedom in order to maintain a certain supposedly refined atmosphere. Virtue-signaling at its worst.
I won't make the same mistake again, tho.

Unless they have the spicy tuna. That shit is ridic.
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