My Dad organised a Zoom for all of my cousins, uncles, aunties, nephews and nieces ad infinitum to sing Happy Birthday to my Grandma who turns 90 this week, and it is CHAOTIC.

So much noise, people cutting in and out, people have logged in from multiple devices each...

It has been 15 minutes and we haven’t even started singing, people are just rearranging their screens and shouting. I can’t take it

I’m trying to see which pixelated image is meant to be my grandma...

Someone: I’m running away from all of you

Mum: so are we going to sing?

Aunty: where are you running?

Dad: There’s too much Corona

Everyone else:*unintelligible shouting*

Someone: Chief, is that you?

Mum: so are we going to sing?

Zoom: EEEE EEEE ECHO ECHO

25 minutes in we’ve finally sang and someone is saying we need to do it again. CHA.OS.