a mini thread of stuff @flirtpjm has told me
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her : ihysm
me : ilyt
her : i dont fuck off
me : ilyt
her : i dont fuck off
her : ily take care
[ after 5 mins ]
her : HEY SSUP YOU ASSCRACK LOOKING FART BOMB ILL INVERT UR RIBCAGE HAHA
[ after 5 mins ]
her : HEY SSUP YOU ASSCRACK LOOKING FART BOMB ILL INVERT UR RIBCAGE HAHA
her : i& #39;m pregnant
me : wtf
her : do you not want to be the daddy?
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( if ur reading this get some help ruby )
me : wtf
her : do you not want to be the daddy?
( if ur reading this get some help ruby )
and the unsettling threats – ill invert ur ribcage, ill make pottery with your bones, ill use your ribcage as binoculars, imma harvest ur toes, ill pour cements in your ear
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her : LSIMHBIWFEFMTLOL
me : what
her : laughing silently in my head because it wasn& #39;t funny enough for me to laugh out loud
me : what
her : laughing silently in my head because it wasn& #39;t funny enough for me to laugh out loud
me : 3030 is gonna be my year just u wait
her : i hate to break it to you but you& #39;ll surely be dead by then
her : i hate to break it to you but you& #39;ll surely be dead by then
me : *talks about a really funny incident*
her : i dont get it whats so funny u drunk or what
her : i dont get it whats so funny u drunk or what