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Are the Vows editors, who have, for weeks, been devoting their front page to numerous short obituaries of lavish weddings killed by the pandemic, jealous of the shine the news section is getting today? Maybe. Will it show in the prose? Let's find out...
I don't know why, but "Mr." / "Mrs." facemasks are way less creepy than last week's "Husband" / "Wife".
I'm gonna need a lot more info. before I feel comfortable endorsing this particular courtship tactic.
Everyone loves cash. It is The Gift Card to the World™. But these teenagers have low standards.
Big Philly Energy
NEVER. USE. THIS. WORD. AGAIN.
Best Wedding Officiant Name of the Week
I wonder how they kept spoilers from leaking on the online message boards.
New York Timesiest Sentence of the Week
Wait, is this the New York Times referring to the steps to the Philadelphia Museum of Art as "the Rocky Steps" without further explanation? [clutches pearls]
![Wait, is this the New York Times referring to the steps to the Philadelphia Museum of Art as "the Rocky Steps" without further explanation? [clutches pearls]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYybqx-WsAMwTmk.jpg "Wait, is this the New York Times referring to the steps to the Philadelphia Museum of Art as \"the Rocky Steps\" without further explanation? [clutches pearls]")
Glad to see couples incorporating talking points from the In These Uncertain Times™ handbook in their quotes.
Best Bride's Name of the Week
"...and I pawned it."
This must have been before she took Stats.
I was *this close* to making a THE Ohio State University joke before realizing that Ohio University is a separate thing.
When you think about it, it is really a wonder that poor people find a way to get engaged at all.
OK, friends. That's all for this week. I leave you with two songs, both supporting important causes right now. First, Hartbeat Ensemble needs your support, so the Board of Directors made this goofy video:
Second, governors and legislators everywhere need to take action to avoid an impending eviction crisis. I've been working a bunch on the Connecticut Cancel Rent campaign, so I made a strong about that:
