As I promised, here is my ranking of Spanish provinces that I stole from everyone in my tl! I'm gonna try and not overrate the ones that I'm most familiar with. Let's go! 💃
These are the ones btw
52. Ceuta
- Why do we still own this
- They gave their only seat in parliament to V🤮X
- The only good thing to ever come out of here is Gerard from OT
51. Melilla
- Why do we own this 2.0
- Not much going on either
- They usually have polemics with migrants trying to jump the fence that separates them from Morocco
50. Ciudad Real
- Not a city ans not real ffff the hypocrisy
- Only remarkable for a traditional theater festival and a national park, that's how empty this is
49. Guadalajara
- Home to thousands of people who actually work in Madrid
- This is where the Mexican one got its name from
- They did it better tbh
48. Valladolid
- Got a couple of nice buildings when it was the capital back in the 500s
- Not completely ugly but also yes
- Would be higher if it wasn't loaded with fasc1sts
47. Albacete
- "Albacete caga y vete" ( =Albacete, take a shit and go away) pretty much summarizes it
- They have a big fair
- I kid you not it's E M P T Y like here be dragons or sumn
- Their biggest export? Knives
46. Soria
- The least populous (90k people) if you don't take into account Ceuta and Melilla
- Everything and everyone is old af
- COLD
- Where the poet Machado was inspired for his most depressing poems, pretty much self-explanatory
45. Zamora
- What is that flag ugh no
- Romanic churches, romanic churches, romanic churches
- When I say empty you say Zamora ok? Empty! Empty! Empty!
44. Murcia
- We make fun of them not existing, actually acknowledging them
- Spain's backyard
- Have a massive lagoon that they threw tons of pollutants in + also earthquakes!
- The only good to ever come out of here are Ruth Lorenzo, Blas Cantó and @MrJoseSirk
43. León
-Run like a lion run like a lion but they actually got their name from a roman legion
- Military said hi
- Stunning cathedral, gotta give them that
- Romans got so obsessed with gold that they blew up mountains and now they look like this
- Cold as well
42. Cáceres
- J A M Ó N
- Pretty old city
- That's basically it
41. Zaragoza
- I hate this place with a passion
- It's this high only bc you might hsve some activities in the city unlike the previous ones, but it's UGLY
- La virgen del pilar diceeeee
- There's this "Spanish civil war ghost town" which seems cool af
40. Ourense
- A thermal destination
- Cep3da from OT 🤮🤮🤮
- Only remarkable for this river canyons in which they grow vineyards
39. Palencia
- Gets mistaken with Valencia for a reason
- So Spanish that even the sky wants to let you know it
- Mountains in the north, flat in the south, people in none of those places
- At least it's more diverse than those other endless flat dry areas
After this one, we now enter the decent provinces!
38. Salamanca
- Super big old and popular university city
- Cute fortified towns
- "Cada vez más facha" according to a friend idk
37. Cuenca
- Idk why but I feel an attraction towards this place so YES this is biased
- Cool cliff houses and castles
- Manchego cheese
- We don't say "I'm gonna fuck u", we say "I'm gonna put you looking at Cuenca"
36. La Rioja
- The Moldova of Spain: laying by a river and obsessed with wine
- A shit ton of monasteries
- Did I mention wine
- The people I have met from here... 💀
- W I N E 🍇🍷
35. Jaén
- La Rioja said wine? Jaén says olive oil
- One of the oldest cities in Spain
- Nature wise? They rock. One of the last places in Spain to have wolves and lynx
- A bit empty and desolated tho
34. Ávila
- Their city walls. That's it. That's the tweet.
- Ok no bc their mountains are mwah beautiful
- Pretty much uninhabited
- They make heavenly sweets with egg yolks and yes that's the reason to put them this high
33. Badajoz
- Our own little Arena di Verona sits here
- Jamón (again)
- Really cool and undiscovered landscape so stop underrating her
32. Teruel
- They were sick of not being taken into account so they made this party called "Teruel exists" AND THEY GOT INTO PARLIAMENT iconic
- Dinosaur fossils
- The average age here is also dinosaur fossil
- Mudéjar art aka the most satisfying shit ever
I'm gonna go study now so I'll continue it when I'm back. Keep on giving your opinions though!!
We are BACK!
31. Castelló
- You'd expect it to be super high bc it's a mediterranean beach destination but it exudes laziness to me idk
- Really nice towns like Peñiscola or Morella
- Really HORRIBLE massified tourism villages such as this neon light fuckfest (Marina D'Or)
30. Segovia
- We're entering the glamourous ones ladies!
- She artsy she old she majestic
- Old buildings + the aqueduct slaps
- Where you'd go to pass a lovely weekend especially if you live in Madrid
29. Burgos
- They've got an exclave in the Basque Country
- Their cathedral fucking slays
- Mountains with woods and rivers ugh cute
- El Cid Campeador was born here somewhere
28. Lugo
- May I introduce the undiscovered and underrated Galicia
- Medieval towns, traditional villages, a breathtaking coast, what else?
- I'll tell you what else: Lucía Pérez (ESC 2011)
27. Huelva
- Iconic Maria Isabel comes from here
- The flag slaps omg
- Doñana National Park is here which is such a cool place to go
- They have a red river bc it flows next to an iron mine and it might be the most disturbing thing you'll see today
26. Toledo
- Oh you like history? You go to Toledo
- The city itself makes up for the whole province being ranked this high istg the MAGNIFICENCE
- The widely known iconic windmills + Manchego cheese? Here
25. Alicante/Alacant
- Ok I've heard everything about this place - from hideous to wonderful
- They love palms for some reason
- This is where foreign investors threw all the money in the 60s, building a literal SimCity
- British oomfs will know Benidorm, Gandia, Denia or Calpe
24. Girona
- I think that if I ever visited this it would be higher
- That church that blows up in GoT? It's here
- From mountains to the sea and all that's in between
- Carles Puigdemont
23. Tarragona
- One of the first roman colonies in Spain
- Spanish teenagers and British families collide here in summer, but British youngsters collide with the ground from a balcony (Salou is that bitch)
- Probably the most famous theme park in Spain
- The Ebro dies here too
22. Huesca
- Spain's Austria: full of mountains and quite hardcore nationalists
- No but seriously those mountains slap especially in winter it's a unique experience
21. Madrid
- Ok so yes it's the big city and full of things to do and undoubtedly beautiful
- BUT the countryside also has hidden gems seriously
- Hating Madrileños is a personality and it's mine
- They think they have the best water in Spain SWEETIE 😂😂😂
20. Almería
- No I don't think you understand I am OBSESSED
- Google "underrated Andalusian destination" and this will show up
- Have you seen those beaches? That sea??!! Pffffff
19. Lleida
- Spain's Switzerland: the deep mountains + a zone with a weird dialect (Aranés)
- What else if not mountains and an underrated city such as Lleida
- It's objectively stunning come on you can not dislike the last pic (Estany de Sant Maurici)
18. Araba/Álava
- Potatoland
- I study here so is this biased? Yes! Do I care? No!
- Vitoria is lovely idc idc
- La Rioja is jealous of our wine centers (yes, that weird building is indeed one)
- Honestly some places that could take your breath away
17. Málaga
- La costa del sol.... That Roxen Cherry red tease
- So many beautiful towns ugh yas
- You might be familiar with Marbella if you're not Spanish
- Puerto Banús aka yacht opulence town
16. Valencia
- Such an underrated destination
- PAELLA (pronounced pah-eh-yah)
- Oranges and corruption and setting things on fire
- They know how to take care of their lagoons UNLIKE YOU MURCIA
15. Sevilla
- Aesthetic aesthetic aesthetic
- Ffff it looks so good I wanna go so bad
- Not sure there's any remarkable town tho, if someone cal tell me pls
- Home to sevillanas 💃 (the dance, not the people, I mean also the people but-)
- They got inspired here for Dorne on GoT
14. Bizkaia
- Ppl from Bilbao think their city is the absolute best BUT every other Basque dislikes them so
- Your province doesn't have Dragonstone. They do.
- The nazis bombed Gernika inspiring Picasso
- From industrial wasteland to stunning coast
13. Cantabria
- The province? Lovely. Santander? Shite.
- Their regional president is an ICON
- Anchovies and sobaos
- Surfers and campers will love it
12. Córdoba
- Salmorejo realness
- The ART in this city istfg
- Al Andalus 2000%
- Iznájar said Imma slap you with cuteness overload
11. Illes Balears
- Where Europe learns how to NOT use a balcony
- Menorca aka the 17th German länd
- Honestly Formentera >>>>>>>>>
- Every island is beautiful tho have you seen that water UGH
- Ensaimadas + OSTIA PILOTES
- Could've been my winners if they weren't so massified
10. Cádiz
- This place puts a smile on my face and it should do so on yours too
- Everyone that I have met from here is (and I can't stress this enough) LOVELY
- They have a crazy carnival
- Also where lots of the drugs arrive (the strait 😬)
9. A Coruña
- They have a skull on their flag... Latvia 2008 tease
- Santiago is one of the most beautiful places I've ever been to
- The Santiago cake 😋
- The name "Costa da Morte" sounds fucking epic
- One of Europe's 3 places named the "end of the world" is here
8. Pontevedra
- Believe me when I say it's wonderful
- The Cíes islands fucking slap like they're a whole other level
- Vigo kinds brings it down but I there's stuff to do I guess
- The amount of cute towns is super high and nature wise also it's wow
- PULPOOOO
7. Gipuzkoa
- We're reaching epic level here
- Donostia is that fancy bitch but it's expensive as hell
- I don't think you can equal this COASTLINE maybe if you're Galician
- The inland is just heavenly nice
- They steal our mushrooms - we pee their beaches! It's love/hate
6. Santa Cruz de Tenerife
- These islands are so freaking cool I can't
- The highest peak in Spain!
- Lush vegetation and volcanos yas yas YAS
- Legends such as @skitforvarandra
5. Navarra
- MY HOME (totally not biased 🤪)
- We were our own kingdom till 1512
- Basque in the north, not in the south, they collide in Pamplona
- Mountains, deserts, rivers, forests, you name it, we have it (except for the sea)
- Pamplona is so livable (at night too!)
4. Barcelona
- We love her, her looks, her attitude, go girl!
- Artsy just like her, cultural hub, modern and old oof yas
- What can I say besides stunning
- Also check out other towns (Manresa in the last pic)
- Has created legends like @wizonevision
3. Granada
- This is where Andalusia peaked
- The last remnants of the moorish in Spain
- She is ARTSY like no other
- I have never met someone who dislikes it
- The Cock Destroyer of Spain
- Spanish poet Lorca was from here, he was executed during the Spanish Civil War
Speed poll who do you want to win
Disclaimer they are both winderful and you have no idea how hard this has been
Anyways number 2 is.....
2. Las Palmas de Gran Canaria
- Coming 2nd doesn't mean shit this place is literal HEAVEN
- LOOK AT THOSE ISLANDS THOSE COLOURS WAAAAAH
- Lanzarote I'm a whore for u
- So so so freaking pretty
WHICH MEANS
1. Asturias
- Is this the police? I wanna sue this place for slapping too hard omg wow OMG WOW
- Mountains + sea + cities + in the north fuck YEAH
- CIDER CIDER CIDER
- Basically where Spain started
- Cow realness
- Only legends @SomDuEr @Soloveyer
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