Survival guide to Pretoria; Soshanguve :

1. If you are driving; never leave your car idling thinking you'll be back in 2secods. O tla batla koloi ya hao kamo dustbin.

2. If you are using a taxi; when you get to Transfer and taxi drivers ask where you are going; please don't
Speak English or be unnecessarily vocal. Sly otlago bontsa movie.

3. If you want some really good South African meals; Mmakhondo o teng.

4. If you want to experience Sosha groove; Short Left; re fela ko.

5. Please don't ever think you'll smash someone's Hun; bafana bako
Jukulynn ba tla deal'a lwena.

6. If you are in a taxi and taxi math isn't your forte; please avoid the front seat.

7. If you are a hun; when you get to Pretoria CBD; please secure your wig. You'll scream but your Peruvian wig will be gone still.
8. If you're going to Mabopane station; please allow nyaope boys to assist you to catch a taxi or o tla rugiwa for R2.

9. If you want to buy affordable alcohol (prior the lockdown ofcourse) ko Brian is the place to go.

10. We also have Sosha Chisanyama Ene dia bowa daar.
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