Literally hate meeting any white person that has a grandparent from somewhere other than Britian. Welcome to spending the next hour getting lectured as to why your sandwich or pasta or whatever isn& #39;t actually authentic and basically trash
These pricks won& #39;t let you enjoy a sardine cheese and tomato sauce toastie in peace
Yeah I& #39;m grating mainland tasty on my carbonara. Don& #39;t give a fuck mate. Call the cops.
"paella is not supposed to have chorizo" - well then whoever invented paella fucked it up
"the best meat of the fish is actually in the cheek" - yeah no shit everyone knows that we& #39;ve all seen Anthony Bourdain
"food is a big part of my family" - have you ever gone down to a Westfield and seen a family all decked out in Peter Brock merchandise sucking down a family kebab and chips combo? We& #39;re all mad keen on food.
Why did they all have Peter Brock merchandise? I& #39;m talking hats and shirts. Family of five.
And I looked it up, there was nothing to do with Peter Brock that day. It wasn& #39;t the anniversary of his death or a day of any significance in his career
No races within a 100km radius. Nothing. And I& #39;ve definitely tweeted about them before but it really happened and I don& #39;t know how to move past it. I don& #39;t know why they were dressed like that
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