Literally hate meeting any white person that has a grandparent from somewhere other than Britian. Welcome to spending the next hour getting lectured as to why your sandwich or pasta or whatever isn't actually authentic and basically trash

These pricks won't let you enjoy a sardine cheese and tomato sauce toastie in peace

Yeah I'm grating mainland tasty on my carbonara. Don't give a fuck mate. Call the cops.

"paella is not supposed to have chorizo" - well then whoever invented paella fucked it up

"the best meat of the fish is actually in the cheek" - yeah no shit everyone knows that we've all seen Anthony Bourdain

"food is a big part of my family" - have you ever gone down to a Westfield and seen a family all decked out in Peter Brock merchandise sucking down a family kebab and chips combo? We're all mad keen on food.

Why did they all have Peter Brock merchandise? I'm talking hats and shirts. Family of five.

And I looked it up, there was nothing to do with Peter Brock that day. It wasn't the anniversary of his death or a day of any significance in his career

No races within a 100km radius. Nothing. And I've definitely tweeted about them before but it really happened and I don't know how to move past it. I don't know why they were dressed like that