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Yesterday i found this card deck with prehistoric creatures. And it's just hilarious. Probably the most cursed #paleoart I've ever seen. If i saw them, you'll have to with me.
BEHOLD
48 CARDS OF PURE TERROR.
[I open thread]
![Yesterday i found this card deck with prehistoric creatures. And it's just hilarious. Probably the most cursed #paleoart I've ever seen. If i saw them, you'll have to with me.BEHOLD48 CARDS OF PURE TERROR. [I open thread]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYx--l3XsAAiP_e.jpg "Yesterday i found this card deck with prehistoric creatures. And it's just hilarious. Probably the most cursed #paleoart I've ever seen. If i saw them, you'll have to with me.BEHOLD48 CARDS OF PURE TERROR. [I open thread]")
BEHOLD
48 CARDS OF PURE TERROR.
[I open thread]
1.
We start with a strong one, the Braquiosaurus which suffered some severe trauma on the head. Just look at him. Press F to pay respects.
We start with a strong one, the Braquiosaurus which suffered some severe trauma on the head. Just look at him. Press F to pay respects.
2.
Hey, the text is also ridiculous!! "The Dimetrodon carried an imposing sail on the back which he couldn't fold" why would he want to fold it? WHY?
Hey, the text is also ridiculous!! "The Dimetrodon carried an imposing sail on the back which he couldn't fold" why would he want to fold it? WHY?
3.
"The dycinodont should've look like an enourmous sausage with legs"
"The dycinodont should've look like an enourmous sausage with legs"
4.
Tylosaur, just brought from your nightmares.
Tylosaur, just brought from your nightmares.
5.
Look at his face, please.
Oh no. WHAT HAVE I DONE?
Look at his face, please.
Oh no. WHAT HAVE I DONE?
6.
"The icthyosaur was a marine reptile which, AS THE DOLPHIN, descended from land reptiles."
You (don't) have a point.
"The icthyosaur was a marine reptile which, AS THE DOLPHIN, descended from land reptiles."
You (don't) have a point.
8. This is the first of several ones which look like they just told a really bad joke and they're waiting for you to laugh
"Clidastes looked much more dangerous than it actually was"
He just wants to be a nice comedian.
"Clidastes looked much more dangerous than it actually was"
He just wants to be a nice comedian.
9.
What's wrong with its feet?
What's wrong with its feet?
10.
Ornithomimus is not that bad.
Wait.
Is it running directly to the cliff?
Ornithomimus is not that bad.
Wait.
Is it running directly to the cliff?
11.
Paleontologists: Dinosaur hands were facing sideways, not down like in Jurassic park.
This artist: sideways, huh?
Paleontologists: Dinosaur hands were facing sideways, not down like in Jurassic park.
This artist: sideways, huh?
12.
ITS THE CYRCLE OF LIFE
ITS THE CYRCLE OF LIFE
13.
No comments.
No comments.
14.
My favourite one by far. It just looks like someone catched it its way to steal something.
My favourite one by far. It just looks like someone catched it its way to steal something.
I think I'm going to leave this by now. Of you're curious about more of this aberrations, feel free to ask XD
