Yesterday i found this card deck with prehistoric creatures. And it& #39;s just hilarious. Probably the most cursed #paleoart I& #39;ve ever seen. If i saw them, you& #39;ll have to with me.

BEHOLD

48 CARDS OF PURE TERROR.

[I open thread]
1.
We start with a strong one, the Braquiosaurus which suffered some severe trauma on the head. Just look at him. Press F to pay respects.
2.
Hey, the text is also ridiculous!! "The Dimetrodon carried an imposing sail on the back which he couldn& #39;t fold" why would he want to fold it? WHY?
3.
"The dycinodont should& #39;ve look like an enourmous sausage with legs"
4.
Tylosaur, just brought from your nightmares.
5.
Look at his face, please.

Oh no. WHAT HAVE I DONE?
6.
"The icthyosaur was a marine reptile which, AS THE DOLPHIN, descended from land reptiles."

You (don& #39;t) have a point.
7. @Microrapterr
Best Microraptor depiction in media.
8. This is the first of several ones which look like they just told a really bad joke and they& #39;re waiting for you to laugh
"Clidastes looked much more dangerous than it actually was"

He just wants to be a nice comedian.
9.
What& #39;s wrong with its feet?
10.
Ornithomimus is not that bad.

Wait.

Is it running directly to the cliff?
11.
Paleontologists: Dinosaur hands were facing sideways, not down like in Jurassic park.
This artist: sideways, huh?
12.
ITS THE CYRCLE OF LIFE
13.
No comments.
14.
My favourite one by far. It just looks like someone catched it its way to steal something.
I think I& #39;m going to leave this by now. Of you& #39;re curious about more of this aberrations, feel free to ask XD
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