So I get up this morning and find my cars been gone through. Only thing that was taken was $25 out on my middle compartment.

Tell me why I had my GoPro switched on and it caught the nigga in act? My neighbor’s idiot nephew.

Charges coming soon....
It was even funnier is I had several bottles of Cetirizine and Prednisone in there too from when I just purchased my perscription drug earlier.

Yeah this nigga ain’t bright at all.
UPDATE: Cop has arrived, I explain what happened, show him the footage from my go pro camera. Then I’ll point him directly to my neighbors house to let him know with a suspect can potentially be found.
Also too y’all, everybody in the neighborhood knew this nigga was breaking into cars, but nobody was ever able to catch him. And he was doing this shit way before Covid hit. He just got caught this time 😂
And no he’s not a kid, this is a grown man who happens to be my neighbor’s nephew. Why y’all act like people can’t be nieces and nephews if they’re over the age of 18? 😂
UPDATE: My neighbor IDs her nephew, but he ain’t here. Cops ask where they can find him, but she says she doesn’t know. She knows...
The wild thing several of my neighbors have filed complaints on this lady for having loud parties, cops being called to her house several times BECAUSE of her nephew, and a whole lot of other shit. They’ve been tryna get her out of here for the longest time now.
UPDATE: Cop basically tells me they’re gonna put out an APB on him, and he’s been caught in the act so if they find him he’s automatically in cuffs.

He asks me if I still wanna press charges....

I’m like....
UPDATE: the Cetirizine and Prednisone weren’t the only prescriptions I have in there. Nigga could’ve crushed those up and told a junkie it was cocaine tho 😂
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