I have no idea why so many people are confused by this Very Normal Anglican Thing.

Whomst among us HASN'T put a giant funfair slide inside an ancient Cathedral and then had a Bishop give a sermon from halfway down it? WHOMST?!
I will not be taking any questions about the Cathedral Mini-Golf Course either.
I live for this kind of nonsense and sincerely hope there will be much more of it.
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