people love to make cinema verite documentaries about sex doll guys but honestly i don't think they have a whole lot to say
sex doll guy: i think of my sex doll as a real woman. i gave her a name. she was very expensive

i mean that's p much it
they're a popular subject because its easy to feel superior to them and also they seem endlessly eager to show their ass on film. like imagine being a sex doll guy and thinking 'oh yeah i'm gonna come off super normal in this'
honestly they are all kinda super normal. they're just dudes who want to fuck. they have nothing really interesting about them. that's really not even an interesting perversion, like 'oh you want to fuck a conventionally attractive mannequin' that's not all that scandalous
my perversions are way more interesting and let me tell you i've put way more thought into my dumbass fetishes than these guys have. put me in front of a camera and i'd have something way better than 'my fuck doll's name is ginger snap' to say.
these dudes don't even have to explain their fetish origins cuz it's just like yeah they want to fuck conventionally attractive women who don't talk. everyone can look at that and just be 'yeah i don't need this explained to me'
we watched one of the sex doll documentaries and i was all 'so like are they warm? do they have a little warming motor in them like those breathing cats you can buy at chinese import stores?' and my wife was all naw its like a fleshlight
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