people love to make cinema verite documentaries about sex doll guys but honestly i don& #39;t think they have a whole lot to say
sex doll guy: i think of my sex doll as a real woman. i gave her a name. she was very expensive

i mean that& #39;s p much it
they& #39;re a popular subject because its easy to feel superior to them and also they seem endlessly eager to show their ass on film. like imagine being a sex doll guy and thinking & #39;oh yeah i& #39;m gonna come off super normal in this& #39;
honestly they are all kinda super normal. they& #39;re just dudes who want to fuck. they have nothing really interesting about them. that& #39;s really not even an interesting perversion, like & #39;oh you want to fuck a conventionally attractive mannequin& #39; that& #39;s not all that scandalous
my perversions are way more interesting and let me tell you i& #39;ve put way more thought into my dumbass fetishes than these guys have. put me in front of a camera and i& #39;d have something way better than & #39;my fuck doll& #39;s name is ginger snap& #39; to say.
these dudes don& #39;t even have to explain their fetish origins cuz it& #39;s just like yeah they want to fuck conventionally attractive women who don& #39;t talk. everyone can look at that and just be & #39;yeah i don& #39;t need this explained to me& #39;
we watched one of the sex doll documentaries and i was all & #39;so like are they warm? do they have a little warming motor in them like those breathing cats you can buy at chinese import stores?& #39; and my wife was all naw its like a fleshlight
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