the witchfinder general is in your house. you have prepared carefully. all the idols are carefully hidden in the attic. all the tarot cards have been buried in the back yard. but oh no, his attention is drawn to something small but damning, some bit of woo you missed! what is it?
i am especially interested in what @DouglasWMiT and @EimiBerenike get hauled off in a tumbrel for because they both strike me as immensely careful but also just too far gone to successfully baleet fucking everything in a crisis.
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