My brain comes up with some pretty weird scenarios, so enjoy this weird one I thought of earlier:

I, a lesbian, decide to live a celibate life so I can have a chance to go to the celestial kingdom. Upon arrival, I immediately notice that my sexuality hasn& #39;t changed...

...but, as promised, I am assigned a husband. I look up and it& #39;s one of the deeznoots. I turn to Heavenly Father and say, "No offense, but can I just hang out in the terrestrial kingdom forever?" The deeznoot scoffs, "why are you giving up on eternal life!?" I turn to him...

...and with as much sincerity as I can muster, I sing:

The End.

I hope this was worth your time. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart">

My brain is a strange place.

(Obviously this is assuming that deeznoots are actually righteous https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤮" title="Face vomiting" aria-label="Emoji: Face vomiting">, that sexuality is eternal, and that God is loving and won& #39;t force us to do anything we don& #39;t want to.)

I feel like @krisis86 will enjoy this thread for some reason. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> (get to the end I promise it gets better)