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My brain comes up with some pretty weird scenarios, so enjoy this weird one I thought of earlier:
I, a lesbian, decide to live a celibate life so I can have a chance to go to the celestial kingdom. Upon arrival, I immediately notice that my sexuality hasn't changed...
I, a lesbian, decide to live a celibate life so I can have a chance to go to the celestial kingdom. Upon arrival, I immediately notice that my sexuality hasn't changed...
...but, as promised, I am assigned a husband. I look up and it's one of the deeznoots. I turn to Heavenly Father and say, "No offense, but can I just hang out in the terrestrial kingdom forever?" The deeznoot scoffs, "why are you giving up on eternal life!?" I turn to him...
...and with as much sincerity as I can muster, I sing:
The End.
I hope this was worth your time.
My brain is a strange place.
(Obviously this is assuming that deeznoots are actually righteous
, that sexuality is eternal, and that God is loving and won't force us to do anything we don't want to.)
I hope this was worth your time.
My brain is a strange place.
(Obviously this is assuming that deeznoots are actually righteous
, that sexuality is eternal, and that God is loving and won't force us to do anything we don't want to.)
I feel like @krisis86 will enjoy this thread for some reason. 
(get to the end I promise it gets better)
(get to the end I promise it gets better)
