Love being a woman w/ vertigo & hearing "are you sure you aren& #39;t pregnant heh heh" any time I& #39;m feeling queasy.

Like, we& #39;re quarantined, dumbass. Closest I& #39;ve been to getting laid in 2020 was when the bearded dude in a sewing tutorial on YouTube told me how to thread my bobbin.
It *was* pretty hot though, not gonna lie.
Shoutout to @tockcustom hahaha. Granted, I ended up having to replace the gears for the hook & feed dog mechanism & clean/recalibrate everything (machine hadn& #39;t been touched in 30 yrs), but thanks to his instruction, at least I knew the issue wasn& #39;t how I had threaded the bobbin.
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