evidence john mulaney is the orange side: a thread
john had a stand up special with a solid orange backround, and every other stand up has had orange in it at some point
thomas is gay, john was supposed to be gay. coincidence? i think not
john refusing to show up in our group chat, orange side refusing to show up in videos
both are the only cis white men i can trust
there are theories that the orange side is anger/wrath, and john is pretty much angry/mad about something all the time
this
kid gorgeous started touring in may of 2017, and in may of 2017 thomas had posted pictures of joan wearing marco, their ORANGE beanie
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