Okay but the funniest thing about Chengxian would be the rumors like “How did Sect Leader Jiang and his partner meet?” “Ah, you don’t know? His partner is his beloved da-shixiong!” “Childhood sweethearts? How sweet!” Everything thinks they are uwu 两情相悦 childhood sweethearts.

But when you get in a room with them it’s ENDLESS BICKERING and sometimes it degenerates into SHOVING or SNATCHING THINGS FROM EA OTHER like there’s literally no end to the arguing ALL THEY DO IS ARGUE while everyone is just *looks into the camera like you’re in the office*

You think childhood sweethearts 两情相悦 THINK AGAIN neither of them are LETTING THE OTHER HAVE THE LAST PORK RIB and sometimes it even comes to blows. It really makes people wonder WHY ARE THEY EVEN TOGETHER.

But in their quiet moments when they are alone, they will lean against each other and feel perfectly at peace. This is the person that understands you better than you understand yourself. Soft kisses and nuzzling.

But also, I bet sometimes there’s ANGRY TSUNDERE NUZZLING GOING ON. You think JC is tsundere?? Well, WWX is a JC-SPECIFIC tsundere. He’s ONLY tsundere with JC.

JC: yeah yeah, I love you or whatever
WWX: yeah yeah, shut the fuck up you’re so annoying

Also bickering while they cuddle like “CAN YOU NOT THUNK YOUR HEAD SO HARD INTO MY BACK IT REALLY HURTS”

“IF YOU’RE GOING TO COMPLAIN SO MUCH THEN WHY DONT *YOU* BE THE BIG SPOON”

“FINE, TURN THE FUCK OVER.”

“FINE.”

“YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO BE THE BIG SPOON”

Also I’ve said this before but the true struggle is when you’re a bottom lip kisser but your partner is not a top lip kisser, but is also a bottom lip kisser. So... wouldn’t it be fucking hilarious if Chengxian are BOTH bottom lip kissers and so they ARGUE WHILE KISSING SOMETIMES