THE BEST OF BRITISH FANTASY is available for a special pre-order price of ÂŁ2.99. Pounce! A wonderful variety of British creative talent for the price of a coffee that you can't get right now anyway - https://smile.amazon.co.uk/Best-British-Fantasy-Lavie-Tidhar-ebook/dp/B088X2TWB5/
More about this incredible line-up (and the ONLY place you can pre-order the sexxxy limited/numbered/signed hardcover) here: http://www.newconpress.co.uk/info/book.asp?id=163
To be fair, I've always hated that "price of coffee thing". That stings of "millennials would own homes if they didn't drink lattes". Drink your three quid coffee! Savour it! Life's little pleasures matter!
Also, you actually *own* that coffee for its short and tasty life. Unlike an ebook, which you're basically renting from Amazon. I mean, if you think about it, the coffee is pretty good value.
You should still buy the book though.
But coffee is delicious.
Imagine, just for a second, a world in which you could have both.
You could read the book AND have your coffee. The metaphorical cake, but both had AND eaten!
Obviously this is impossible. The sale of this book is specifically targeted at people who do NOT drink coffee.
I've had some. Obviously.

But I get the book for FREE.

HA HA
I suppose if you grow your own coffee? Or perhaps just brew it? That'd be an equivalent situation. In which case, yes, you are allowed to purchase this book.
We will set up an independent panel to appraise each situation individually.
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