There’s a ‘Country Music Walk of Fame’ nearby my new home city and holy shit is it a sight to behold

Exhibit A: Alan Jackson desperately trying to make sure everyone’s getting some wood

Exhibit B: A manager’s worst nightmare - the three Karens of the apocalypse

Exhibit C: Reba McEntire appears to have broken out in facial hives

Exhibit D: Tim McGraw has apparently punched through a canyon wall, just so he can leer at the punters in a urine-soaked car park