I actually never finished reading the cursed cream cheese fic but I've some free time today can anyone send me the link?

Tbh the reason why i never finished it is because I read the first parts and literally couldnt understand what was going on idk if it's because im dumb or but i was just... so confused and i havent even gotten to the smut part yet lol

Im rereading and im still SO CONFUSED. Exactly HOW small is Crowley supposed to be???

And is smol Crowley in human form or serpent form? He's been described as vermin so I'm either imagining him as a scurrying rat or a cockroach and not like, a teeny ass version of DT i am SO CONFUSED.

I am just;; muscling my way thru this fic now. I NEED to finish this so i know what everyone is talking about bUT I CANT DO IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE DKFKGKGK

The fact that this fic just described Crowley as a "delightful little morsel" and thanks to Staged i can now very clearly hear that in Azi's voice akdkfkfk thanks im traumatized

Just so you guys know--this is the exact face ive been making for the entirety of reading this fic pls send condolences thnx

This is;;; isn't this equivalent to water curing ?? which was an actual TORTURE method used against my people in spanish colonial times ???? IM ?????

the plug ;;;; is made from;;;;;;; hard cheese'''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

im getting the feeling this thread is just turning into a bunch of leann struggle tweets now