Hooking up with an HR worker from my college job but I didn& #39;t know who he was at the time - a thread
Okay so this was the day BEFORE my first college final as a freshman. I was procrastinating studying so I got on Grindr. I see this cute guy and I message him for about 5 minutes and we made a plan to meet up that night. He offered to pick me up and drop me off https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
Anyways he picks me up and he& #39;s so cute and nice and is asking me about stuff. Once we get to his place we talk a bit more and he asks me where I work and I told him. He was like "oh cool", then he hesitated, and said where he worked, which is not where I worked.
After we finished talking we got into it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="See-no-evil monkey" aria-label="Emoji: See-no-evil monkey"> I was still very inexperienced at the time being with guys but HE KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING. It also helped that he was like 8 inches. We didn& #39;t exchange https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍆" title="Aubergine" aria-label="Emoji: Aubergine"> pics prior so I was surprised and scared https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
After we finished talking we got into it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= I was still very inexperienced at the time being with guys but HE KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING. It also helped that he was like 8 inches. We didn& #39;t exchange https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍆" title="Aubergine" aria-label="Emoji: Aubergine"> pics prior so I was surprised and scared https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">" title="After we finished talking we got into it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="See-no-evil monkey" aria-label="Emoji: See-no-evil monkey"> I was still very inexperienced at the time being with guys but HE KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING. It also helped that he was like 8 inches. We didn& #39;t exchange https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍆" title="Aubergine" aria-label="Emoji: Aubergine"> pics prior so I was surprised and scared https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
He could tell I was scared but he was really gentle https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face"> I bl*w him for like 30 minutes and I honestly didn& #39;t wanna stop it was honestly my favorite succing experience. I worked his head with my tounge and tried to do different stuff so he wouldn& #39;t get bored.
After a while he started thrusting into my mouth and I started gagging and he apologized https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> and asked if I wanted him to stop. I responded by de****roating it which made me gag more https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> he took that as an invitation to keep thrusting as he should have
After a while he started thrusting into my mouth and I started gagging and he apologized https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= and asked if I wanted him to stop. I responded by de****roating it which made me gag more https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> he took that as an invitation to keep thrusting as he should have" title="After a while he started thrusting into my mouth and I started gagging and he apologized https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> and asked if I wanted him to stop. I responded by de****roating it which made me gag more https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> he took that as an invitation to keep thrusting as he should have" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Okay at this point he asked if he could top me and I was still scared but he was being so sweet so I said yes https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> I FELT LIKE I WAS SO LOUD HE OPENED ME UP SO MUCH BUT I TOOK IT BECAUSE HE WAS BEING SO SWEET https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
(This was my 2nd time bottoming)
Okay at this point he asked if he could top me and I was still scared but he was being so sweet so I said yes https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= I FELT LIKE I WAS SO LOUD HE OPENED ME UP SO MUCH BUT I TOOK IT BECAUSE HE WAS BEING SO SWEET https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">(This was my 2nd time bottoming)" title="Okay at this point he asked if he could top me and I was still scared but he was being so sweet so I said yes https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> I FELT LIKE I WAS SO LOUD HE OPENED ME UP SO MUCH BUT I TOOK IT BECAUSE HE WAS BEING SO SWEET https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">(This was my 2nd time bottoming)" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
My face stayed in the pillow most of the time so I wouldn& #39;t be super loud but girl..... He hit it in all the right spots it hurt so good?????
I lost track of time when we started that because I was too focused on how much it hurt https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
But after a while I did start to get more into it and it hurt slightly less so I felt confident enough to ask him to go harder which he didn& #39;t hesitate to do because he went IN on my https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🕳️" title="Hole" aria-label="Emoji: Hole">
Did I mention how pretty his https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍆" title="Aubergine" aria-label="Emoji: Aubergine"> was yet???? It was like such a good thickness and at least 8 inches and he was a cut king. I liked how he was so rough during but he was so sweet afterwards and before even tho he didn& #39;t really know me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
Did I mention how pretty his https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= was yet???? It was like such a good thickness and at least 8 inches and he was a cut king. I liked how he was so rough during but he was so sweet afterwards and before even tho he didn& #39;t really know me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">" title="Did I mention how pretty his https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍆" title="Aubergine" aria-label="Emoji: Aubergine"> was yet???? It was like such a good thickness and at least 8 inches and he was a cut king. I liked how he was so rough during but he was so sweet afterwards and before even tho he didn& #39;t really know me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Anyways I won& #39;t disclose the location of where he came but let& #39;s just say it wasn& #39;t something we discussed beforehand but I wasn& #39;t mad about because it felt good https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
We talked for a while about random stuff and then he drove me back to my dorm https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
Anyways I won& #39;t disclose the location of where he came but let& #39;s just say it wasn& #39;t something we discussed beforehand but I wasn& #39;t mad about because it felt good https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">We talked for a while about random stuff and then he drove me back to my dorm https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">" title="Anyways I won& #39;t disclose the location of where he came but let& #39;s just say it wasn& #39;t something we discussed beforehand but I wasn& #39;t mad about because it felt good https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">We talked for a while about random stuff and then he drove me back to my dorm https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Nevermind I wanna make this thread longer. He came in my https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🕳️" title="Hole" aria-label="Emoji: Hole"> Hearing him moaning while he was doing it was a big turn on https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> It was the first time anyone did that to me and low-key I don& #39;t regret it because it was the highlight of the experience for me
Nevermind I wanna make this thread longer. He came in my https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= Hearing him moaning while he was doing it was a big turn on https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> It was the first time anyone did that to me and low-key I don& #39;t regret it because it was the highlight of the experience for me" title="Nevermind I wanna make this thread longer. He came in my https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🕳️" title="Hole" aria-label="Emoji: Hole"> Hearing him moaning while he was doing it was a big turn on https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> It was the first time anyone did that to me and low-key I don& #39;t regret it because it was the highlight of the experience for me" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Him being one of my first hookups my freshman year was honestly so good for me because he taught me a lot of new stuff and I perfected giving amazing head https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="See-no-evil monkey" aria-label="Emoji: See-no-evil monkey">
OKAY SO fast forward like 3 months and I get a call from HR saying they needed to have a meeting with me because of some scheduling related issue that I won& #39;t mention because it& #39;s too specific and I don& #39;t want anyone involved finding this https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
I go to the meeting the next day and the person who set up the meeting couldn& #39;t be there so they had to get someone else. WHEN HE STEPPED INTO THE WAITING AREA I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

He gave me a weird look for a split second so I& #39;m pretty sure he knew who I was
I go to the meeting the next day and the person who set up the meeting couldn& #39;t be there so they had to get someone else. WHEN HE STEPPED INTO THE WAITING AREA I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">He gave me a weird look for a split second so I& #39;m pretty sure he knew who I was" title="I go to the meeting the next day and the person who set up the meeting couldn& #39;t be there so they had to get someone else. WHEN HE STEPPED INTO THE WAITING AREA I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">He gave me a weird look for a split second so I& #39;m pretty sure he knew who I was" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
I felt so awkward during the meeting I didn& #39;t wanna make any eye contact. The man literally about to give me an infraction for the scheduling issue was rearranging my guts like 3 months ago????? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

But did I get an infraction? No https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😻" title="Smiling cat face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling cat face with heart-shaped eyes"> because he believed my excuse
I felt so awkward during the meeting I didn& #39;t wanna make any eye contact. The man literally about to give me an infraction for the scheduling issue was rearranging my guts like 3 months ago????? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=But did I get an infraction? No https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😻" title="Smiling cat face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling cat face with heart-shaped eyes"> because he believed my excuse" title="I felt so awkward during the meeting I didn& #39;t wanna make any eye contact. The man literally about to give me an infraction for the scheduling issue was rearranging my guts like 3 months ago????? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">But did I get an infraction? No https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😻" title="Smiling cat face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling cat face with heart-shaped eyes"> because he believed my excuse" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
My excuse sounded kinda questionable because it was https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> It was a mistake on my part but he believed me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Revolving hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Revolving hearts">
All I could think about is how he lied about working at the same place as me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> which is understandable because he was with HR.
My excuse sounded kinda questionable because it was https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= It was a mistake on my part but he believed me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Revolving hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Revolving hearts">All I could think about is how he lied about working at the same place as me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> which is understandable because he was with HR." title="My excuse sounded kinda questionable because it was https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> It was a mistake on my part but he believed me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Revolving hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Revolving hearts">All I could think about is how he lied about working at the same place as me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> which is understandable because he was with HR." class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Omg and like a month later my coworker (a girl) mentioned him to me and she was like "omg he& #39;s so cute I kinda wanna ask him out or something https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">" I was like omg yeah you should but on the inside I was just thinking about how he DESTROYED MY HOLE 4 months ago https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😋" title="Face savouring food" aria-label="Emoji: Face savouring food">
Omg and like a month later my coworker (a girl) mentioned him to me and she was like "omg he& #39;s so cute I kinda wanna ask him out or something https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=" I was like omg yeah you should but on the inside I was just thinking about how he DESTROYED MY HOLE 4 months ago https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😋" title="Face savouring food" aria-label="Emoji: Face savouring food">" title="Omg and like a month later my coworker (a girl) mentioned him to me and she was like "omg he& #39;s so cute I kinda wanna ask him out or something https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">" I was like omg yeah you should but on the inside I was just thinking about how he DESTROYED MY HOLE 4 months ago https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😋" title="Face savouring food" aria-label="Emoji: Face savouring food">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Anyways we didn& #39;t really keep in touch or anything but I saw him like 2 more times that year but we didn& #39;t really say anything to each other https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

Definitely a top 3 college hookup experience for me and also number 1 for most awkward because of everything that happened afterwards
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