you ever think for two seconds that maybe you’re not a pathetic excuse for a human being and then suddenly that goes away and you’re just like, “lmfao, fuck, I am.”

someone please bring me an iced caramel macchiato

me: sees other people my age getting national awards and working and doing great things

me: barely has enough energy to get up in the morning, basically slacked off all week, and can’t do anything right