Late night movie isn’t just for Junior. Now I apparently need to take her to the Crescent City to either open a restaurant, or just to eat beignets from the Garden District to the Quarter.
I must’ve blinked & missed Dr. Facilier’s appearance - or rather, his son’s - in Descendants 3. The girl set me straight, though. Also, Keith David doesn’t have a bad singing voice.
Her: he’s rich hand handsome, so what? He doesn’t seem very smart.
Me: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Crying face"> that’s my little girl
Her: a waitress can be a princess, too
Me: you’re my princess, does that count?
Her: yep
Her: Charlotte needs to chill out
Me: why?
Her: Isn’t Tiana right when she says hard work will get you where you want to be? Just marrying someone rich won’t help.
Her: Appa, what’s a Cajun? Are they French?
Me: um, sort of https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">. Do you have the time or inclination to pause the movie & hear me tell you about Acadians? No? Ok, just watch the film
Her: I’m a much better helper at chopping vegetables than Naveen
Me: of course you are, I taught you
Naveen chickening out of telling Tiana how he feels reminded her of her 1st grade “bf,” who’d bought her a Valentines Day card but never gave it to her. Bastard.
Her: he crushed Ray? Asshole.
Me: where’d you learn that word?
Her: Junior
Me: of course
Ray just died. She just called Facilier an asshole again.
Me: she married the prince because she loved him for who he is, not what he looked like
Her: good, but I still think he’ll be lazy unless his parents cut him off again
Girl& #39;s synopsis: Tiana got what she wanted, but I& #39;m afraid that Naveen will take her money in case his parents cut him off.
Me: you& #39;re not wrong, & will one day make a great divorce lawyer
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