animal crossing villagers and their starbucks orders: a thread
Raymond - orders a cordusio and then gets passive aggressive when no one in the store remembers the recipe
Marshal - blonde iced americano with cream... he wants to pretend that he likes the taste of espresso but in truth? he’s baby
Julian - vanilla iced coffee with cream
Erik - hot peppermint white mocha but year round
Marcie - vanilla latte, egg white bites with avocado spread, and a cake pop for the baby. sweet and ALWAYS tips, can tell when the baristas are having a bad day and always has words of encouragement
Jitters - trenta cold brew no ice no water. he’s there everyday but the baristas know almost nothing about him. they’re scared to ask
Punchy - gets a sausage cheddar sandwich and then 5 minutes later he comes up to the counter to buy another
Genji - matcha frappuccino and two orders of bacon egg bites for the protein
Mitzi - 3 shots iced espresso with 5 pumps white mocha in a venti cup.. will use her free refill for a cold brew if she sticks around
Tangy - venti strawberry açaí but standard recipe
Coco - iced white tea and a bacon gouda but without the bacon
Maple - cinnamon dolce latte with light whip. if she takes it iced, no whip
Claudia - mango dragonfruit refresher with green tea instead of water. that one barista recommended it that one time and it’s been her go-to since
Judy - keto passion fruit iced tea but with sf vanilla instead of liquid cans and with heavy cream instead of water.. she’s nice (usually) but her drink gives you the heebie jeebies
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