I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS WATCHING THE HALF OF IT DOWNSTAIRS
MY MOM THINKS ELLIE & PAUL ARE FALLING IN LOVE
my dad is not having a good time!! he said:
my mom won’t stop saying “ellie & paul are gonna fall in love just u wait!!”
HOT SPRINGS SCENE IS COMING
my dad’s complaining about how he “wasted” an hour and a half of his life
my mom still thinks the straights should’ve ended up together
in conclusion, i’m never coming out
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